Guzman Y Gomez have just launched fries and there are so many different options – Chipotle Fries, Nachos Fries, Chipotle Mayo and more!
But there are even more ways to eat them. So we want to know, which one are you? How do you eat your Fries?
1. The Sauce Smotherers
I feel like Australia unanimously agrees that this is the worst type of person. This is not a choice that you make for yourself. This happens when you order fries at a music festival or the Easter Show. You innocently ask for sauce and go back to talking to your friend, with no idea of the catastrophe that’s about to unfold. Suddenly you’re presented with this absolute menace.
Uneven sauce distribution. Sticky fingers. A soggy chip cup. Fries with barely any sauce. Sauce with barely any fries. Complete and utter confusion regarding how much sauce there is, and where it is. Absolute chaos. There’s sauce on your forearm. How? No one knows.
If you choose to do this, please take a moment to reevaluate all of your life choices.
Who does this: think of the worst person you know. Them, probably. Festival workers. People who sell chips out of trucks.
2. The Dippers
Look at that. Just beautiful. You’re in control of the sauce. The sauce isn’t in control of you. You decide the sauce-to-chip ratio of each individual fry. When you’re finished, the back of your hands are still clean. And look how creamy that Chipotle Mayo is!
Who does this: Beyonce, probably. Seriously think of the greatest person in the world. This is definitely how they eat their fries. We bet you do it too. You legend.
3. The Sharers
Sharing is caring, so who doesn’t love a sharer? Especially one that offers before you’ve even asked. They see you eyeing their fries, with no food of your own. And they just know. “Do you want some?”
Who does this: Gandhi, Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, girls who’ve recently watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
4. The Stealers
I want to judge the stealers, but I must confess – I am one. I don’t share my fries. And if you’ve tried GYG’s fries, you won’t either. Seriously, these aren’t the sorts of chips you share.
Who does this: anyone who’s tried GYG’s new Chipotle-seasoned Mexican fries!
5. The Single Servers
These are the people who eat their chips fry-by-fry. They’re not in a rush and they have great table manners. However they care about what people think too much. It’s ok to put three or four0 GYG fries in your mouth at once every once in a while. In fact, it’s way more satiable.
Who does this: polite, well-mannered people.
6. The Shovellers
As the name implies, the shovellers shovel as many GYG fries into their mouths as they can. They can’t wait. They need to be chewing an entire mouthful of hot, crispy, Chipotle-seasoned potatoes.
Who does this: speed-eaters. people with no manners, people who are starving, dogs.
7. The Forkers
Ok this is seriously weird. It’s only acceptable if you’re eating poutine. Come to think of it, this might be the solution to all the problems caused by the sauce smotherers in this world. However I still think eating chips with cutlery is weird. They’re finger-food, people!
Who does this: people on first dates, Grandmas, serial killers.
8. The Double Dippers
An extension of “the dipper”, the double dipper comes back for more. What sauce did they get? Chipotle Mayo? Jalapeno Ketchup? Mex Chimi Mayo? Organic Tomato Ketchup? One of each? It doesn’t matter! They’ve found it so delicious that they’re back for more!
When is this ok: when you’re a stealer and not a sharer. When you’re eating by yourself. When you have separate sauce containers. When you’re sharing with family.
So, which one are you? Can you think of any other ways to eat your fries?